Can I just mention...

First off. I'd like to shout it from the rooftops. I HAVE A 97% IN MICROBIOLOGY! There. I feel better now.

Next up, I'd like to share that dissected pig hearts, no matter how cold your refrigerator is, probably aren't going to last 4 weeks without some degree of deterioration. "saving them for the practical" is probably... well... impractical. Kudos to the pregnant lab instructor for pitching them, and saving us all from having to test off them.

And I learned that I should never underestimate my parents when it comes to new foods. Sure, 98 times out of 100, they're going to turn their noses up at it, but those 2 times? Man, they're awesome. Got my folks to eat Quinoa tonight. I told them it was a sort of cross between couscous and rice. "Looks like birdseed" said my mom... then they both dug in, and... LOVED it. Heh. Victory!

A major shout out to the large Dunkin' Donuts coconut iced coffee I had this afternoon. Had I known that the "large" really meant "a gallon" I'd have gotten the small... because I drank it 5 hours ago, and am still vibrating... but sweet fancy niblets, that was effing delicious. I'm glad I don't actually live NEAR a DD, or I'd probably gain even more weight, yet still be mistaken for a cokehead.

And that's about all she wrote. Tomorrow I'm off to the local juvie, presumably to learn about the justice system for sociology. If we get lucky, they'll shank the prof. (However we'll probably just get some feel-good "they're not all that bad" crap that's supposed to make us feel like shit for thinking the jerkface who stole your purse/vandalized your car/raped your kid sister actually IS a jerkface, and is getting what he deserves. Maybe I'll just shiv myself?)