Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.


Yeah. About that...


It was a good/interesting day at work today. On one hand, it turns out that they're offering an additional director position to someone who shall be henceforth referred to as Moodswing McBitchcakes. Interesting. More interesting still? She's now my responsibility. (To be fair, I offered, because I'd be an asshole if I made the new girl* take her.) Not bad. But now I've got 3 directors. Yay. I asked that it be remembered come annual review time (jokingly) but there's a VERY SLIGHT possibility it could be noted before then. That? Would make my day. We'll see. I'm not going to get excited yet.

Good, because I got to talk to the big/bad director today, and we had a great conversation, and made some headway. She's also going to bat for us on a few things, which is cool. Also, she said I could get a flatscreen monitor. That? Kicks it.

Better, because I got the directors on board for helping out FTG who is moving into her new apartment sans douchebag baby-daddy on Wednesday. The unit sups may pitch in too, which is wicked cool. It makes me happy to know that I work somewhere that people are willing to help each other out even outside of work. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling, it do.

Now, I think I am going to enjoy the evening away from all other responsibilities and obligations, and do another pattern repeat on my stole. And gear up for tomorrow night's Former Borders Employee party. Hee.

*Ok, the new "girl" is really 46ish, but I can't help it. And I know it's sexist. But I can't call her the "New Perimenopausal Person" because it's too wordy.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Moodswings McBitchcakes"????


Almost as good as Homer's other names for Marge: "Hootie McBoobity" and "Chesty LaRue"

6:55 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

Hee!! G. Monkey used to call me "Hootie McBoobity" when I wore my old favorite dress, because it was... well... very complimentary to my boobage. Heh.

I thought Moodswing McBitchcakes works better than the first choice- "Batshit McCrazypants".

6:58 PM  
Blogger parcequilfaut said...

I got a "hee" out of "New Perimenopausal Person."

You know Batshit McCrazypants? She's in PA? Because we're trying to keep her out of PUF this year too....

I, too, am enjoying my new job. Yay for successful ETs!

7:42 PM  

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