Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.


Oh, this doesn't bode well...

So I tried yesterday and today to get my "net training" for the hospital. No dice. The login they gave me doesn't function. I'm supposed to have this done by Monday at 9AM. So I call my temp rep. Can't get through to leave her a voicemail because their directory's fucked. Tried to email my rep. She's on autoreply, because the office changed locations on Friday. Called the HR gal at the hospital, and at least got through to her. Lets hope this doesn't foreshadow the rest of the time at the job, eh?

I've been through the training once before- it's basic stuff like "Wash your hands thoroughly, and try not to suck on the business end of syringes, mhmkay?" Luckily, I won't be in a patient-contact environment. Hooray!

And the drug test's tomorrow at 7AM. Lets hope I don't sonnambulistically smoke a gigantic bowl of rock, or something, tonight. Because frankly, if I do anything to fuck this job up, it's rather likely that I'll be shot (dragging into the street is optional).

In the meantime, I was exploring the old hard drive today, and found some fun stuff.

Ham, anyone?

I really, really wish I could remember the name of this dog. I know it was ours, but I don't remember anything about the dog otherwise. Drat.

My grandparents (mom's side) on their wedding day. This is one of my favorite pictures of her- she looks happier there, than in most I've seen. The scuttlebutt is that we look a lot alike. I'll let you decide for yourself. (Though apparently there are other picture pairs that show the similarities better. Oddly enough? Granddad looks like Odie. (At least as children, they did) Creepy.

Anyway. The excitement. She's barely contain-able.


Blogger Special Sauce said...

And yes- she IS smiling.


Because at this time, she had no idea she had married a jerk.

8:38 PM  
Blogger AJ Gentile said...

Yes, you look like your grandma!

(Just 1000% cheerier) ;-)

11:56 AM  
Blogger GoddessAradia said...

I see it...then i don't....and then i see it except without a smile....but daaaaaaamnn I wish i had ur features. SS, you. are. hot. (Not in the creepy bisexual hot way...err....I mean, I AM bi...but like, there would just be something weird about hitting on the blogger I've been hearing about from Parce since waaaaaaaaaay before I got online.

Oh yeah! I hope you got your stuff done on time as well, and that your jub is going really well, and that you keep it...yeah.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

There are pictures out there that show the similarity better- I should get G. Monkey to scan the one I've got in mind.

And Welcome Back AJ! I should have told G. Monkey to pelt your house with server parts when she was out in LA 2 weeks ago. She did tell tales- the best one was about the porn star at the bar where she got a 19.00 pitcher of Bass.

And thanks GA! :) I know what ya meant (about the non-skeezy way)I got mom's "cute!" genes, instead of dad's exceptionally hairy genes- for which I am eternally grateful. heh.

6:09 PM  

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