Heh.
"Oh look mum! A goldfish left lincoln logs in me sock drawer!"
"That's the story of Jesus, honey!"
Happy Easter for those who celebrate it, and a happy "candy is half off day" tomorrow to us all.
posted by Special Sauce @ 9:07 AM
Special Sauce
A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.
3.27.2005
"That's the story of Jesus, honey!"
Happy Easter for those who celebrate it, and a happy "candy is half off day" tomorrow to us all.
Special Sauce
A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.
About Me
- Name: Special Sauce
- Location: Pennsylvania
New mom, blogging to maintain sanity. Oh. And I swear. A lot. If you're easily offended, mosey on along. Disclaimer required by employer: my blathering in no way represents the opinion of my employer- "A big building with lots of people in it." If I tell a story, it's not about you unless I mention you by name. Even if you think you recognize yourself, it's not actually you. I likely didn't have you as a patient, and even if I did, what gives you the right to get all Carly Simon about a random blog post?
Previous Posts
- I own a hot glue gun, and I'm not afraid to use it.
- *eyeroll*
- Insert James Brown-ian Scream Here
- Happy Birthday Odie!
- Bizarre Dream
- The Obligatory Schiavo Post
- Weekend Roundup
- Will wonders never cease?
- I. Am. In. Love.
- Thank you Saint Sudafed!
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2 Comments:
"I've read the Bible! I don't see the words "bunny" or "chocolate" in it anywhere! At least a goldfish going across the floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation."
Hee! Happy "another half off candy day" to you too!
Hee!
Damned if Bill doesn't have something for every occasion.
Here's hoping that there are some decent chocolates, or at least some sweet-tart-eggs at Wallyworld today when I get some "treat" catfood for Evil. (Not that I NEED them, but...)
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