Clinicals: Day 1.

Well, wasn't that special.

Today I learned that the videos we ordered are horribly acted, and are totally giggle inducing. That the guy that plays "whispering Dan" is trying way too hard to sound sick, that the Crystal Cleary and Mr. Johnston should smack that bitch of a nurse each time she comes in the room.

I am predicting a "Fundamentals of Nursing DVD Drinking Game" being created in 4-3-2...

• Every time a nurse who has already introduced herself to a patient more than once, reintroduces herself and checks the exact same armband, drink.
  
• Every time the Asian nurse says "excuse my reach" drink.
  
• Every time the poorly mic'd African-American lady mumbles, drink.
  
• Every time Whispering Dan whispers his name, drink.
  
• Every time they roll a patient, insert that garbage bag, roll them back to pull it through, pull the patient 2 inches on the bag, then roll them twice to get the fucking bag back out, DRINK!
• Every time the DVD pauses at a weird spot without any interference from the remote, drink.
  

If you can make it through 3 or more video segments without passing out, consider yourself more manly than me.


14 more weeks...