An Open Letter

Dear Department Heads,

Changing editions and text lists every year is asinine. Either your book reps must be offering sexual favors, or you think we're all living off of mommy and daddy. However, the 400 bucks I just dropped on shit that I thought I already had covered, that you changed editions on, or NEW shit you added to the list is practically a rent payment for me.

This is on top of what I already spent on all the other shit you wanted us to buy, PLUS those ugly-ass uniforms with the pants that will strip paint off of steel. Can't wait to start buying all those fucking tri-fold posterboards too, because that's a skill that'll help me save lives. (Ohmigod! Bed 4's coding! Quick! Someone make a posterboard!)

Go to hell,

Broke'n'Bitter Sauce