Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.


Hokay, so...

Things come in threes, right? I've got it- just spread out...


First P. Then School. Now an apartment.


See, FTG's now ex-fiancee (which sounds better than baby daddy twice over) is a douche, and she's needing to move out. And she snagged a sweet little Giganto Mega Hospital apartment. 2 bedrooms, laid out pretty cute, under 5 bills a month, in a secure building. Good deal. She signed the lease yesterday, and we all went over to clean it, when she discovered that what she thought was just a fusty smell in the hallway, and excessive dirt on the walls was actually mold.

Mind you, the mold's ONLY in the hallway, and it's scheduled for remodeling in July, she really didn't want to bring a baby in there, and have another one breathing that stuff... so she called the rental folks today to see what they were going to be able to do. Well, what they did was refund her security and 1st month's rent, and are showing her other places. She said if it was just her- she'd stay, with an air filter (because again, the apartment's not moldy, nor is it stinking of mold.) And I think the place is sort of cute... and was going to see it if FTG didn't take it.

So I looked it over with ma today, and put my name in for it.

I hope they'll take me- though I think the lure of payroll deducted rent is strong- they're guaranteed their money, and I get it taken out over 2 checks- good deal. I have already started planning color schemes, and am looking for curtain fabric. And of course, I will be freaking out till Monday, which is when I'll find out (the rental agent is off tomorrow). So cross your fingers for me, and we'll see what happens...



Blogger Steph said...

awwwwwwwwwwww my little Sauce is all growed up!!!!!


1:03 AM  
Blogger Fiber said...

I smells me a new neighbor.

1:23 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

I told your mom, Fiber, we could hook up some sort of pulley system and a box between our windows, and send snacks (and martinis, but I didn't tell her that) between our apartments. Heh.

Also? Found an AWESOME red microwave at Target today. Lurve it.

10:56 PM  
Blogger Fiber said...

Someone needs to stay out of Target.

1:30 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

But someone LOVES target.
They have lots of red things. Red is good. Red is our friend. We love Red.

What goes better with boring beige than Red? Heh. (And sure, I could get another slipcover for the couch, but the red one's brand new- so why not roll with it?

9:32 PM  
Blogger parcequilfaut said...

Aww, Sauce! Prayers to St. Joseph of Arimathea, winging your way. And huzzah for red microwaves; they're good. Better than my faux-wood-grain toaster oven from the early '80s.

11:42 PM  

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