Reason 341,013

Why it's really kind of nice to be dating a massage therapist.

When you get a spontaneous migraine at his house, he will do things to your neck, shoulders, and head that will hurt like nothing you've ever felt before. And while it won't get rid of your migraine, it will make your shoulders and neck feel like a million bucks when he's through. (That's when he plies you with painkillers and lies down with you till you're feeling somewhat human again.)