Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.


Write Things Down!

Because invariably, when you delay touching up your haircolor because you're cheap/lazy, you'll forget the name/brand of color you really liked the last time, and will wind up with a color that is tolerable, but definitely not what you were aiming for.

Then you'll be cranky.

And instead of having nice, warm, brownish auburn hair, you have really dark/bright auburn. Which is OK, but meh...

And you'll probably forget again for the next time that Feria Cinnamon is NOT the color you wanted, and you should have gotten the Loreal 5RB instead.


Blogger Steph said...

i still think you're HOT.


8:20 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

And that, Stephee, is why I love you.

It's gotten really... burgundy-ish. It's unnatural looking, but it's not completely awful. I'll give it a few weeks, and if I still hate it, I will try again with the RIGHT color. (And writing it down again so I don't forget- Loreal. 5RB! Loreal 5RB!)

11:14 AM  
Blogger AJ Gentile said...

Maybe it's on the receipt that you saved?


5:30 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

Hmmm, I could perhaps exchange my head.

I'd like to keep my brain though, and I don't think Wal Mart permits that. Bastards.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

still HOT.

5:40 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

Still love you.

How was Vince Vaughn?

You didn't have to... risk the full-body-lead-condom, did you?

5:41 PM  
Blogger Steph said...

vince was DEEEEELISH.
no full body condom needed for chefboy. tho he was super ass creepy and telling me how "freakin' huge" his member is. yuck. dude, don't you know that i'm only here for the show tix? dumbass boy.

btw, this "dating other ppl" shit is for the birds. i need to be done with it already. yeah......

1:06 AM  

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