Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.

7.09.2005

Best. Search phrase. Ever.

"Does Kelis have Halitosis?"

And plenty of LDS. Porn!

Elvis explored upstairs today, voluntarily. He is now sitting on my lap, and wishes you all a fine evening.

I'm debating whether or not I'm going to the drive in tonight, because on one hand? ZOMBIES! Land of the Dead is playing. ZOMBIES! DRIVE IN! ZOMBIES!

On the bad side, I'd have to sit through War of the Worlds to see it, and I'm rather opposed to giving ANY money to that stupid Tom Cruise git. Though I could spend the whole time making fun of him, and this IS the last summer, supposedly, the drive in will be open.

And Zombies.

So We'll see.

What's it like in your respective necks of the woods?

3 Comments:

Blogger Memphis Word Nerd said...

Noooooooooooo! Fight the temptation, girl! Don't give any more money to the evil Tom Cruise machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9:26 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

Fear not. G. Monkey didn't answer the phone, so no Zombies OR Tom Cruise. Huzzah!

9:36 PM  
Blogger parcequilfaut said...

BRAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSS.....

BRAIIIIIINNNSSSS.....

BRAINS?

I've been in zombiland too, only on the literary side (there's a review of The Serpent & The Rainbow over on the myspace site). I was going to watch Close Encounters of the Third Kind at the Frist on Friday, but it didn't happen. And CDHSarah and I are trying to write a book.

Waiting eagerly for more Fat Velvety Elvis photos!!

2:00 AM  

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