Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.



Still getting hits for "Long Dong Silver" (Yes, Long Dong Silver. Thus, guaranteeing I will still get hits from lonely wankers who have nothing better to do that sit at the keyboard and type one-handed...

Oh, and the other interesting term du jour?

"Necrophilia pictures"

MWN, I blame you. Heh.

Fat Elvis squeaked for me last night, he has the tiniest, girliest, itty-bittiest little squeak for such a roly-poly body. Heh. He's also very good at "Heeling". If I pet him, then get up, he's right there at my ankles, following me. I think Maa's a bit jealous. Heh.


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