A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.
After all that?
posted by Special Sauce @ 6:23 PM
A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.
New mom, blogging to maintain sanity. Oh. And I swear. A lot. If you're easily offended, mosey on along. Disclaimer required by employer: my blathering in no way represents the opinion of my employer- "A big building with lots of people in it." If I tell a story, it's not about you unless I mention you by name. Even if you think you recognize yourself, it's not actually you. I likely didn't have you as a patient, and even if I did, what gives you the right to get all Carly Simon about a random blog post?
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