Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.


And many mooooooooooore!


And now, a series of haiku-

MWN is now thirty
and is super fine
Watch out, Memphis boys, watch out!

Do not send mix tape
nor live with your own mother,
this is not sixth grade.

Possess a brain, boys,
and don't forget to use it,
and you're halfway there.

Words to the wise, though-
MWN is not old, see,
She can kick your ass.

A super festive, albeit somewhat belated, birthday greeting for you, MWN. You're so hip, it hurts.

Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday!


Blogger parcequilfaut said...

Happy belated from out of state!

8:51 PM  
Blogger Memphis Word Nerd said...

How did I miss this!?!?!? What a rocking birthday present. I think I'll print these out and stick them to my office wall.

Gee, guys, I'm not old! See???? Sauce says so!!!!

Uhhh, speaking of the ever-so-cool mixed tape, I'm still waiting for access to a working burner so that I can send you the MWN soundtrack. Yeah, this is different: I'm not trying to date you and I'm not in sixth grade.

12:13 PM  
Blogger Memphis Word Nerd said...

I liked this so much that I had to come back and read it a few more times. My very own haiku...life is good.

11:51 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

Life is actually AWESOME. (Much like you!) (Thus ends the cheesy portionof this comment)

Haiku good!
Haiku making your day, even better!

8:31 AM  

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