Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.

1.15.2005

Holy Overtime, Batman!

First off, Iron City Beer comes in Aluminum Bottles ? Who knew? I only ever see it in cans. And it's quite unique, chilly, and tasty. Plus, it'd be great in a bar fight.

I warn you, the rest of this is going to be football (and yes, the evil 'murrican football) related.

Things I learned today-

1. Aluminum Bottles are really fucking cool.
2. Ben Roethlisberger needs to take those fucking gloves off if he wants to throw the ball.
3. Doug Brien may as well sell his house, because he won't be with the Jets much longer. You can honk a field goal, but you can't honk two of them. Back to back. In a playoff game.
4. Here's a novel idea, Deuce Staley and Jerome Bettis are freakin' phenomenal at running the ball. They get yardage every time they do it, against the Jets. Why don't you GIVE THEM THE BALL and let them do their magic, instead of making it go to overtime and cause me heart failure?
5. If you're a referee, you may want to remember to stretch before the game, lest you pull a hamstring as you jog up the field to keep up with the play. Just a tip.
6. I think Bill Cowher is a damned fine looking man, especially when he starts workin' that chin. Mmm.


And on a non-football related note, Lifetime Movie Network is doing a "Stars of 90210" movie marathon today. It's ridiculously addictive. (And SOAPnet is showing the series starting next week. I HATED that show when it was on, but now man- It's a freakin' riot.)

Wheeee! What a night. Great game. Overtime win, we pull that one out of our behinds. Many high fives, hugs, and kisses all around. (And plenty of beers) Fifty Steelers Fans, and five Jets fans in the bar. Whew.

Life... is spiffy. For now. :)

2 Comments:

Blogger parcequilfaut said...

Although I share your interest in neither football or SOAPnet (no cable), I can feel the happy running off you and into me through our Patented Twin Psychic Type Stuff. Congrats.

I think I'm going to lie in bed and drink lemonade and pet a kitty, ET. Catch you on the flip.

2:03 AM  
Blogger luz de la luna said...

May life stay spiffy! :-D

- :: Luna :: -

1:17 PM  

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