Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.

1.12.2005

Things I've learned today

1. Despite the fact that it's supposed to be in the 50s today, it will still be cold in the cabana.

2. Even if you plug them into different outlets, you cannot use two ceramic heaters at the same time in the cabana. If you do, you will have to get into the breaker box, and it will be stuck shut. You will then have to call your boss, who has her entire family home with the plague, she will come out in her bathrobe and pry the thing open with a butterknife, and you will look like a twit.

3. You can either plug in the fax machine, or the ceramic heater but not both.

4. The Permissions Department of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette doesn't know that you can have the fax machine or the heater plugged in, but not both. Therefore their fax will not arrive before the coming of the next ice age (2:15 this afternoon, I anticipate)

5. Loretta Lynn and the Grateful Dead will make you not really mind the cold so much, however other people will look at you funny if you "sing" along with "High On a Mountaintop" and "Sugar Magnolia" really loudly.

6. Those people don't count.



2 Comments:

Blogger parcequilfaut said...

Those people are beyond not counting into total irrelevancy. Not sing along with Sugar Magnolia? Bah.

Warm vibes to the cabana, Elvis Twin.

1:19 PM  
Blogger luz de la luna said...

Things I learnt today.

1) My local supermarket sells wonderful freshly backed pasty things that are filled with dark chocolate and now I am addicted and I will get fat and diabetic.

2) First days back at work after a couple of days off does not help in any way to make you feel better the week it shorter. It. still. just. sucks. :-D

Wishing for the cold days to leave Cabana!
La Luna

2:52 PM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home