Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.



I'm feeling rather giddy, in about a fifteen year old sort of way.

(internally, that is.)

I'm also trying to not spill it, for fear of jinxing it. And because a little part of me always gets a little cyincal and suspicious, and if I keep my shit under wraps, when it eventually goes stupid, I don't look like a total shite.

But really? I'm working on telling that cynical bitch to go fuck herself so the rest of us can... well... whatever.

Also: Any of the talented people out there who read this know if it's possible to convert a .pdf BACK into a word document? I'm working with a full version of Acrobat, so I can* make them, and do all that fun stuff. I've just never been asked to convert back to word. And I really don't want to tarnish my god-like reputation (not just mine- apparently everyone in that office is perceived to be superhuman- copier jams? We're on it. Need a presentation? We're all up in that. Want someone killed? We know the people, and the prices. Unofficially, of course.) so, I don't want to go wreckin' the image.

Neidermyer- you back from Boston yet?
MWN- Do you still tread the earth?
Stephee- 'sup?
GA- How's Bawlmurr?
Parce- you didn't flee to Mexico, did you?
AJ- Still in shock over the swankiness?
And y'all, the ones who read but don't comment- why not say hello?


Blogger Memphis Word Nerd said...

I'm here! I've read all of your posts; I just haven't had much to say lately. Your posts are as snarkalicious as ever, though, so thank you for the sorely needed dose of bitchitude and humor. When things slow down in the real world, I'll start posting more often.

12:47 PM  
Blogger GoddessAradia said...

Heeelll yeah! You said Bawlmerr right! Its great - too great...Parces alive, but with absolutely no internet so she cant say hi. I'm having a blast, meeting the natives - there are really "natives" here like out of a stephen king novel! - and I'm practicing my northern accent so I can move here. Other than that...well...I'll be back later than expected, but not too late...or something

4:13 PM  

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