A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.
posted by Special Sauce @ 3:55 PM
A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.
New mom, blogging to maintain sanity. Oh. And I swear. A lot. If you're easily offended, mosey on along. Disclaimer required by employer: my blathering in no way represents the opinion of my employer- "A big building with lots of people in it." If I tell a story, it's not about you unless I mention you by name. Even if you think you recognize yourself, it's not actually you. I likely didn't have you as a patient, and even if I did, what gives you the right to get all Carly Simon about a random blog post?
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I KNOW, right? Hee! So very, very appropriate. Apparently, there was a very corpulent gentleman dressed as Elvis (his moniker? "Big Elvis") in the big whonkin' Parade in LV sometime over the past week. It was on cnn.com (offbeat images)
I believe the correct title should have been "Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?". Or fat as the case may be in this case.
Good point.
I'll also thank you to unhand that fried peanut butter and banana sandwich at once.
This is what I get for not knowing much (if anything) about Star Wars.
Well, Darth did father twins.
:)
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