Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.


Well isn't that special.

I finally figured out who my Soc prof reminds me of, and 98% of the people in my class are not old enough to get the reference. (sigh)

She is a dead ringer for Dana Carvey's ChurchLady.

Seriously. She peppers questions at the class "What deviant act have you committed today?" And she purses her lips with this dead-on Churchlady look. If I didn't loathe her so much, I'd have laughed my ass off, and asked if she rolls her stockings, and thinks Gary Hart has a tumescent m*mb*r (to foil the google porn searches).

Mystery solved.
Now, when are they going to draw for the valentine's day baskets (that were supposed to be handed out last WEEK)?


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