A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.
I'm going "in the basement" for a few days. No posts till there's something interesting to report, or something like that.
posted by Special Sauce @ 12:24 PM
A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.
New mom, blogging to maintain sanity. Oh. And I swear. A lot. If you're easily offended, mosey on along. Disclaimer required by employer: my blathering in no way represents the opinion of my employer- "A big building with lots of people in it." If I tell a story, it's not about you unless I mention you by name. Even if you think you recognize yourself, it's not actually you. I likely didn't have you as a patient, and even if I did, what gives you the right to get all Carly Simon about a random blog post?
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Not enough for a real post but- I think I have finally hit it for t-shirt concepts. We have a place where we can screen shirts for 5 bucks each, and I think it just might work.
Also, for the first time since before Easter, I have gone an entire week without visiting the vet. Halleluia.
Sauce, email me asap.
note: I might be off in my pricing- but it's something ridiculously inexpensive. wish ya could edit comments. D'er..
NOOOOOO! Don't go away!!!!! What are we going to do without a daily post???????? Seriously, your blog is frequently the highlight of my work day. I hope your life gets busy again. :-)
If it's any consolation, I put up some new stuff at "foodage". Pretty much, all I've been doing is cooking lately.
Though next week, I'm going to try to teach G. Monkey to sew. The legally blind leading the completely blind. Heh.
(And thank you, MWN. You rock!) I'm working on Blog Birthday goodies. Watch your mailboxes, y'all. (No mail bombs, I swear.)
Speaking of watching mailboxes, did any of you want copies of anything on the MWN "Portrait of the Nutjob as a Young Woman" soundtrack? I mean, not that I would send illegal copies or anything, but you never know...some sort of bizarre miracle could occur in which music could spontaneously appear in your mailbox. Or something. Hmmmm. Yeah, bad idea. Feel free to email me to tell me what an awful person I am for even thinking of it.
Sorry to double-post but I just realized something. You used both "Long Dong Silver" and "bomb" on your blog. You are going to get Googled by every nutjob with a PC. Let us know how your counter stats look; I'll bet they are hilarious!
Just don't post anything about King George or our friends across the Persian Gulf...you might get added to the FBI's blogroll! :-) Can't you just see 'em looking for the hidden meanings behind "tapioca cat" and "in the basement"? Oh, and who is this G. Monkey person? Sounds like a potential dissident... *cue eerie music*
Hee! Bring on the black helicopters, eh? Heh. I think I'm already on that list, since I'm only one of what, 12 democrats in our township? (And two of the others are my family. Heh.)
Ooo! Ooo! I would very much enjoy selections from "Portrait of the nutjob as a young woman" soundtrack! (Assuming they won't take my shiny things away in Gitmo...)
Heh, I wonder what else I can use to attract bizarro hits?
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