Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.


From left to right we have a local TV personality, 2 really nice committee members, the co-chair, bosslady, the really nice woman who runs the organization we're donating to after the event, me (hiding), another really swell committee member, and the bitchy little man who makes my life miserable.


Blogger Ghost of Goldwater said...

He looks short and old. I can take him out for you *nods*

10:33 AM  
Blogger Ghost of Goldwater said...

Bosslady looks somewhat anorexic...?

10:37 AM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

I refuse to comment on that, on the grounds that I could really get myself into deep-ass trouble.

But as far as the bitchy dude? GO FOR IT!

11:06 AM  
Blogger Memphis Word Nerd said...

TOOOOO funny! Before I read the caption and realized that it was Bitchlady, I thought "Who is the one in front with the bad fashion sense? I hope Sauce has better taste than that! She looks a little annoying..."

I was much reassured to see that you're the normal looking one in the back. Bitchlady just looks...well...like she would have exactly the personality you have described.

Am I going to the warm place for judging her so quickly based on one bad fashion choice (and an even worse haircut)?

And, on a slightly scarier note, why don't I feel bad for being so superficial and quick to judge a complete stranger? It's been a few years (and too many pounds) since my hottie days so I really shouldn't be throwing stones.

Okay, back to bitchiness: I'm glad she looks like a psycho. It makes it easier to envision these insane comments coming out of her mouth. Glad you posted a pic.

PS- I agree with GoG. If I mail you a sandwich, will you make her eat it?

12:19 AM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

LMAO- You bet I'd make her eat it. Normally, she comes out to my office in pajamas, sweatpants, or some combination of the two. When she goes out in public, she's usually dressed in whatever rich crazy people wear.

Hee! And I wouldn't feel THAT bad- you've been pre-disposed, with the reports of the horrendous things she says/does.

5:58 AM  

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