A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.
posted by Special Sauce @ 8:49 AM
A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.
New mom, blogging to maintain sanity. Oh. And I swear. A lot. If you're easily offended, mosey on along. Disclaimer required by employer: my blathering in no way represents the opinion of my employer- "A big building with lots of people in it." If I tell a story, it's not about you unless I mention you by name. Even if you think you recognize yourself, it's not actually you. I likely didn't have you as a patient, and even if I did, what gives you the right to get all Carly Simon about a random blog post?
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He looks short and old. I can take him out for you *nods*
Bosslady looks somewhat anorexic...?
I refuse to comment on that, on the grounds that I could really get myself into deep-ass trouble.
But as far as the bitchy dude? GO FOR IT!
TOOOOO funny! Before I read the caption and realized that it was Bitchlady, I thought "Who is the one in front with the bad fashion sense? I hope Sauce has better taste than that! She looks a little annoying..."
I was much reassured to see that you're the normal looking one in the back. Bitchlady just looks...well...like she would have exactly the personality you have described.
Am I going to the warm place for judging her so quickly based on one bad fashion choice (and an even worse haircut)?
And, on a slightly scarier note, why don't I feel bad for being so superficial and quick to judge a complete stranger? It's been a few years (and too many pounds) since my hottie days so I really shouldn't be throwing stones.
Okay, back to bitchiness: I'm glad she looks like a psycho. It makes it easier to envision these insane comments coming out of her mouth. Glad you posted a pic.
PS- I agree with GoG. If I mail you a sandwich, will you make her eat it?
LMAO- You bet I'd make her eat it. Normally, she comes out to my office in pajamas, sweatpants, or some combination of the two. When she goes out in public, she's usually dressed in whatever rich crazy people wear.
Hee! And I wouldn't feel THAT bad- you've been pre-disposed, with the reports of the horrendous things she says/does.
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