Dear Guy.
Dear Guy,
Miss Manners has authorized me to be so impolite as to bring this up. The only reason to break an evening's engagement with a young lady is death or hospitalization. (Yours, or a member of your immediate family.) The only acceptable reason not to telephone the aforementioned young lady, and inform her that plans must be cancelled is your own death.
I will be checking the Baltimore Sun's obituary column Sunday, and certainly do hope to see your name in it.
Sincerely
A stood-up Special Sauce
(Who really doesn't hope you are dead, but is really quite disappointed in you.)
posted by Special Sauce @ 10:07 PM
5 Comments:
hey I have enough problems whoever he was he's got issues. He could have at least called.
Men! *theatrical sigh*
Somebody deserves a swift kick to the nuts ;)
Best Wishes
La Luna
If you saw my recent entry about the Artist, you know how I feel about getting stood up (or even people appearing to have stood me up through lateness and inability or refusal to use phones.)
Sorry about that. Glad you had a safe and happy new year though hon! Maybe Sars will get back on the ball now...j/k.
Happy new thing from parcequilfaut and the three kitties.
Personally, I hope you find him in the obits. :-) Unforgivable. Completely unforgivable.
I got stood up once...on my birthday...by my flamingly gay friend Scott...who was supposed to take me to MY BIRTHDAY PARTY! Yeah, the party happened but I wasn't there. Where was I? I was still sitting at the bar where I was supposed to meet Scott. Where was Scott? Hell only knows. He made it to the party, though. Apparently, I'm the only person who didn't. How do I know this? Because Scott told me all about it the next day when I called to ask him what the hell happened. I even got to see photos. What a crappy b'day. Some nice people at the bar bought me drinks until my boyfriend showed up, though. At least I got drunk for free. Oh, wait, I would have done that at the party. With my friends. If Scott had ever shown up. Not like I'm bitter or anything.
Anyway, back to the point: obituaries. Totally keeping my fingers crossed. Jackass.
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