Special Sauce

A mish-mash of twisted thoughts from a fevered ego. Updated when the spirit moves me, contents vary and may have settled during shipping. Do not open towards eyes. Caution: Ingestion of Special Sauce may cause hair loss, halitosis, and a burning sensation while urinating.


Hooray! Part 2

Evil was gnawing on cat food this morning, and kept it down. She also perched in the window, and isn't looking quite so... comatose when she lies down. So far, 24 hours of not throwing up. I like that.

This IS a good Mother's Day present. (Despite the fact that my own mom keeps [jokingly] calling the decorative box I got her a "kitty coffin".)

I've got a good day of cooking ahead of me, YAY! Mom has declared she wants a rice salad that we had at a local restaurant, so I'm going to figure out how they did it. Has mandarin oranges, slivered almonds, scallions and green peppers in it, I just need to figure out the little bit of dressing they had on it. She also doesn't know it, but she's going to have a chocolate torte with strawberries on/in it too, and I already made blueberry and corn muffins this morning. (Though I cheated, because they're spit-in-the-box mixes.)


Blogger Gothamimage said...

Who is Evil?

1:47 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

Evil is my somewhat inaccurately named cat. She was a rather rambunctious kitten, but has mellowed into a large, evenly tempered bulk of a cat.

Well, except when she's freaking me out by having a seizure. Or not eating. Or being all tumor-riffic.

1:49 PM  
Blogger parcequilfaut said...

*skritches* for the Evil One.

Happy (Kitty) Mama's Day, ET!

4:58 PM  
Blogger Special Sauce said...

Thanks ET!

The day would have been perfect, if not for my brother being the whiny little bitch that he was born to be. (Seriously, did not wish mom a happy MD, until prompted. he fucked up yesterday, by borrowing dad's NEW truck, got transmission fluid all over the back of it, onto dad's tools, and didn't clean it up. Got called on it, harshly, and refused to clean it. Then he left for a few hours. Now he's still being a whiny little bitch. Like it would KILL him to take one day to not be a self-centered shit, who can't be bothered to spend a dime or lift a finger unless it benefits himself. AUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGH!) He has his brighter moments, but today I just want to crack him upside the head.

(Yet oddly enough, I'm considered the family disappointment because I don't have a nice car, a fabulous job and a college degree? At least I'm not a dick.)

5:35 PM  
Blogger parcequilfaut said...

Is this Odie, OYBoSS? Can't believe he's acting a fool like that.

I did good today and got to talk to MamaParce, both Grandmas Parce, and Sister Parce (who is a mama herself). Normally I forget Mom's Day because I'm shitty with dates, but this year I remembered because of work's constant harping on "order today to get it by the 8th...that's M'sD!"

Of course, I remember when my own Mama has run off to Missouri to be with her (evil) side of the famiglia, but you can't win 'em all.

9:42 PM  

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